Thursday, January 13, 2011
Bravo Stalker: Finally!!! Sayonara Jamie-ko: Top Chef Power Rank...
Bravo Stalker: Finally!!! Sayonara Jamie-ko: Top Chef Power Rank...: "1. Dale….+1 from last week. His big attitude caught a big fish and made big taco. Big High Five. 2 Carla….+7 from ..."
Finally!!! Sayonara Jamie-ko: Top Chef Power Rankings
1. Dale….+1 from last week. His big attitude caught a big fish and made big taco. Big High Five.
2 Carla….+7 from last week. That’s my girl. Freakin’ cool play on the NY bagel. Girlfriend caught some bigass fish too. .
3. Mike Isabella…+1 from last week. Italian Stallion is always fun to watch. I want to have beer and his take on pizza with that dude.
4. Angelo….+1 from last week. I thought he had a fiancée. He was trying to hook up with groupies.
5. Tiffany Derry….+1 from last week. Way to go, Tiffany.
6. Antonia…+4 from last week. What a cool concept with her ‘po boy sandwich. I felt her pain when she got stuck with her clutzy counter-parts.
7. Trey...Big guns caught big fish. Dude’s catching up.
8. Richard…-7 from last week. Do not, and I repeat, do not let Marcel take you down.
9. Marcel…-8 from last week. Marcel, your star is falling. Enough with the foam, dude.
10. Fabio...Yo Fabs… you lookn’ like a front of house bitch right now.
Finally….the much awaited departure of Jamie. She is such a smug little punk. She was like the cockroach that Raid couldn’t kill. Tiffany Faison….I liked you better this season as a person, but when you lost your hard edge, it seems like your bad-assedness in the kitchen died as well. Bye bye. ….see you at the Real Housewives/Top Chef Food Truck Show-down.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Bravo Stalker: Camille is a Quitter
Bravo Stalker: Camille is a Quitter: "What....She quit? Camille up and left the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because she is not happy with how she is being portrayed on..."
Camille is a Quitter
What....She quit? Camille up and left the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because she is not happy with how she is being portrayed on a REALITY show. Umm....Camille, you come off as an asshole in the interview portion where, unless you have multiple personalities, you are the only one responsible for your portrayal. When you slime and smush all over Nick, your husband's friend, and your friend's husband, that is pretty much all you too. Oh, and when they have video of you repeatedly touting how great you and your husband are compared to others, well that's pretty gross too. Camille has absorbed this season of a possibly otherwise uninteresting show with shenanigans that are pretty stupid, but sort of like an accident. You can't help but watch what happens.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Bravo Stalker: Top Scallop Rides Again: Top Chef Power Rankings
Bravo Stalker: Top Scallop Rides Again: Top Chef Power Rankings: "This list is based on combined performance and results of tonight's show. 1. Marcel....I don't care that he didn't win anythin..."
Top Scallop Rides Again: Top Chef Power Rankings
This list is based on combined performance and results of tonight's show.
1. Marcel....I don't care that he didn't win anything tonight; Marcel is consistently one of the top performers and he impressed Colicchio with his quick fire dish.
2. Dale...I want to put this dude near the bottom because his attitude sucks but he has won multiple elimination challenges.
3. Richard...Solid performer. Should have won his season, hands down.
4. Mike Isabella...Won the quick fire this week. He too has been a consistent performer overall.
5. Angelo...Creepy Angelo is pretty cocky but pretty consistent, as well.
6. Tiffany Derry...She is really impressive and she was mocked on her season for having worked at IHOP. She way outlasted the crap out of whoever made that smug remark and continues to impress.
7. Fabio...Love Fabio, but he has kind of sucked hard on All-Stars. Gnocchi, I don't care how good it is, is not the dish that is going to win Top Chef.
8. Trey...His dessert looked kind of pretty in a slushy way. I really like Trey and want him in the top so hopefully he has better luck next week.
9. Carla...Love me some Carla, but she is looking tired.
10. Antonia...She is pretty solid. She is pretty emotional. She is pretty inconsistent.
11. Tiffany F. ...I hated her on Season 1...because she was a force and I quote, "....not your bitch, bitch." All-Stars has been a completely different story on both counts; I like her but me think she doth suck too much on All-Stars.
12. Obviously, Jamie survived another unbelievably unspectacular week. Judges, what do you taste in her food? Jamie does prove that narcissism pays.
Very sad to see Casey go. I have to remember that judging is based on the challenge and not the overall competition...stupid rules.
1. Marcel....I don't care that he didn't win anything tonight; Marcel is consistently one of the top performers and he impressed Colicchio with his quick fire dish.
2. Dale...I want to put this dude near the bottom because his attitude sucks but he has won multiple elimination challenges.
3. Richard...Solid performer. Should have won his season, hands down.
4. Mike Isabella...Won the quick fire this week. He too has been a consistent performer overall.
5. Angelo...Creepy Angelo is pretty cocky but pretty consistent, as well.
6. Tiffany Derry...She is really impressive and she was mocked on her season for having worked at IHOP. She way outlasted the crap out of whoever made that smug remark and continues to impress.
7. Fabio...Love Fabio, but he has kind of sucked hard on All-Stars. Gnocchi, I don't care how good it is, is not the dish that is going to win Top Chef.
8. Trey...His dessert looked kind of pretty in a slushy way. I really like Trey and want him in the top so hopefully he has better luck next week.
9. Carla...Love me some Carla, but she is looking tired.
10. Antonia...She is pretty solid. She is pretty emotional. She is pretty inconsistent.
11. Tiffany F. ...I hated her on Season 1...because she was a force and I quote, "....not your bitch, bitch." All-Stars has been a completely different story on both counts; I like her but me think she doth suck too much on All-Stars.
12. Obviously, Jamie survived another unbelievably unspectacular week. Judges, what do you taste in her food? Jamie does prove that narcissism pays.
Very sad to see Casey go. I have to remember that judging is based on the challenge and not the overall competition...stupid rules.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Bravo Stalker: Psychic Allison Explains it All for You, or Does S...
Bravo Stalker: Psychic Allison Explains it All for You, or Does S...: " About the incident at the dinner table... Allison Dubois, Camille's now notorious dinner guest has gone on record to explain he..."
Psychic Allison Explains it All for You, or Does She....
About the incident at the dinner table...
Allison Dubois, Camille's now notorious dinner guest has gone on record to explain her behavior at the dinner party where almost all the ladies lost their cool. Camille played chess with Kyle Richards and Allison Dubois, and everybody got checked, mate.
In an interview, Allison told Brenda Rodriguez of MSN's WonderWall that she was not drunk though she explains, "They tried to make it look like I was drinking too much. I had 2.5 drinks in 4 hours. Like anyone else, when you have anything to drink you don't edit yourself ... you are a little looser with the lips I guess. It was a dinner party, it was a Saturday night and I had to put up with those women. And so what you see on the show is me trying not to leave the table, it was the only way to tolerate them quite frankly, and I was sipping my drink. But every time I took a sip they cut to me. They didn't show me drinking my glass of ice water as well."
I don't get it. Which is it? Did they make you look the fool or did you do it to yourself. I think the latter. How else do you explain the creepy psychic staredown, the electric cigarette being sucked for emphasis, the threats of future doom, and the punctuated speech. I would go further to argue, that it was Allison's personality, and not the alcohol, that caused the odd behavior. Camille is showing herself to have learned a thing or two about the art of war, after all.
Allison also stated that Kelsey was partly responsible for arranging the dinner so as to help with the situation. Huh? I am pretty sure that Kelsey Grammer gleaned enough info about psych-analysis during his run on Frasier to know that that could not possibly be a good idea. Why would a guy like Kelsey get involved in his wife's stupid battles. Does anyone believe this chick's crap. Especially in light of the fact that his foot was totally actually out the door, on a plane, and across the country.
Finally, Allison responded to a question I, myself, asked in my prior blog. If Allison Dubois really is such a bonified psychic, then what exactly did she know about the impending doom of the Grammer marriage. Here is her response to Brenda Rodriguez, " I knew that there were some problems, but he always made such an effort to make her happy. I had just gone to her birthday party like eight months before (a huge 1970's disco extravaganza). Every time I've been around them, he tells her how much he adores her and he's very affectionate. And then boom! I actually talked to him the night we taped that episode and he was thanking me for being there for her when he couldn't be. So yeah, I was in disbelief when [the breakup] happened."
Huh, again, this is what any friend of a woman who is getting dumped might say.....I thought he loved her; I had no idea. This is not a revelation Allison Dubois....your credibility is sinking like the Titanic. So far, I have yet to be impressed by this Medium's small talents.
Allison Dubois, Camille's now notorious dinner guest has gone on record to explain her behavior at the dinner party where almost all the ladies lost their cool. Camille played chess with Kyle Richards and Allison Dubois, and everybody got checked, mate.
In an interview, Allison told Brenda Rodriguez of MSN's WonderWall that she was not drunk though she explains, "They tried to make it look like I was drinking too much. I had 2.5 drinks in 4 hours. Like anyone else, when you have anything to drink you don't edit yourself ... you are a little looser with the lips I guess. It was a dinner party, it was a Saturday night and I had to put up with those women. And so what you see on the show is me trying not to leave the table, it was the only way to tolerate them quite frankly, and I was sipping my drink. But every time I took a sip they cut to me. They didn't show me drinking my glass of ice water as well."
I don't get it. Which is it? Did they make you look the fool or did you do it to yourself. I think the latter. How else do you explain the creepy psychic staredown, the electric cigarette being sucked for emphasis, the threats of future doom, and the punctuated speech. I would go further to argue, that it was Allison's personality, and not the alcohol, that caused the odd behavior. Camille is showing herself to have learned a thing or two about the art of war, after all.
Allison also stated that Kelsey was partly responsible for arranging the dinner so as to help with the situation. Huh? I am pretty sure that Kelsey Grammer gleaned enough info about psych-analysis during his run on Frasier to know that that could not possibly be a good idea. Why would a guy like Kelsey get involved in his wife's stupid battles. Does anyone believe this chick's crap. Especially in light of the fact that his foot was totally actually out the door, on a plane, and across the country.
Finally, Allison responded to a question I, myself, asked in my prior blog. If Allison Dubois really is such a bonified psychic, then what exactly did she know about the impending doom of the Grammer marriage. Here is her response to Brenda Rodriguez, " I knew that there were some problems, but he always made such an effort to make her happy. I had just gone to her birthday party like eight months before (a huge 1970's disco extravaganza). Every time I've been around them, he tells her how much he adores her and he's very affectionate. And then boom! I actually talked to him the night we taped that episode and he was thanking me for being there for her when he couldn't be. So yeah, I was in disbelief when [the breakup] happened."
Huh, again, this is what any friend of a woman who is getting dumped might say.....I thought he loved her; I had no idea. This is not a revelation Allison Dubois....your credibility is sinking like the Titanic. So far, I have yet to be impressed by this Medium's small talents.
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