Bravo Stalker: Camille the Frigidaire

Bravo Stalker: Camille the Frigidaire: "I wasn't planning on commenting on the reports that Camille Grammer cut her husband off from sex for 12 months, but it boggles me, so here y..."

Camille the Frigidaire

I wasn't planning on commenting on the reports that Camille Grammer cut her husband off from sex for 12 months, but it boggles me, so here you go.  Now, the reason for the vow of chastity is unclear, but I am now thinking that Kelsey had every right to look outside of the marriage for intimacy and companionship.  I am pretty sure that the vows to "love, honor, and cherish" a spouse include sex.  I  mean, if you are a virile person capable of sex without Viagra, then why wouldn't you look for a willing and reciprocating partner.

Camille is probably one of those really "sexy" looking people who hates sex.  Her children were conceived in a test-tube after all.  I believe dumb Paris, who most likely released her own sex tape, was quoted as saying that she doesn't like to have sex with a partner and that she prefers to watch t.v. (or look at herself in the mirror).  We know, from watching RHW, that Camille likes that Ryan Seacrest wanna-be Nick.  Maybe he is the only one who does it for her, but I am guessing, Nick, that when you get her all to yourself, you are in for a cold night.

Bravo Stalker: Nostradubois and the Failed Foresight of the affai...

Bravo Stalker: Nostradubois and the Failed Foresight of the affai...: "I am still obviously disturbed by Camille's dinner party episode, so much so that I am still pondering it, stupid as it was, weeks later. &n..."

Nostradubois and the Failed Foresight of the affair that cost $50million Bucks

I am still obviously disturbed by Camille's dinner party episode, so much so that I am still pondering it, stupid as it was, weeks later.  I just thought of an obvious question though, as to how Allison could claim to be such a powerful intuit when she did not zap into Kelsey Grammer's affair at the time.  I mean, he was probably bonking Kayte Walsh in New York simultaneous to the dessert course in Bev-Niner.  Shouldn't she, having worked so closely with the couple, picked up on what the National Enquirer and any self-aware wife would have already noticed.  Just sayin'.......

Bravo Stalker: Are the Orange County Houswives too Boring?

Bravo Stalker: Are the Orange County Houswives too Boring?: "Are the Orange County Housewives too Boring? The answer has been abundantly clear for some time now, but YES, YES, YES, they are. &nbs..."

Are the Orange County Houswives too Boring?

Are the Orange County Housewives too Boring?  The answer has been abundantly clear for some time now, but YES, YES, YES, they are.  Bravo, in the past, began advertising the OC house-douchebags (as my husband so fondly refers to them) for the winter season before the New York debut, if I am not mistaken.  I have noticed commercials for New York (in February?), but no mention of O.C.  It is possible that Bravo has a perfectly good explanation for this, or I am wrong, but I like to think in conspiracies, it is much more fun.  I am convinced, therefore, it is because we all know that the O.C. chicks and their broods can SUCK IT!

 The orange tree has some rotting fruit.  The ladies and ultimately the show have really lost any fabulosity over the past few seasons with the introduction of the condo set: Tamra, Gretchen, and Lynn, and the desperate-to-appear classy Alexis.  Vicky is not a nice person any way you cut it, and her desperate-for-male-attention behavior (even her son's no less; waxing Jocasta and Oedipus, are we?) is as tired as are her yellow dye-jobs and closet full of  fruit loop colored satin tank tops and halters.

Hey Bravo, you know what ladies live in O.C.that might strike some interest more than these sadly overworked (not referring to physical labor, sillies) ladies?  I would love to see some Vanessa Bryant, or the myriad other rich enough to rival the B.H.'s girls.  What about the moms from Laguna Beach, like Lauren Conrad's mom.  Her child is way more successful and humble than any of the douchebags' kids.  Just Sayin', Bravo...as a chronic and habitual RHW viewer, give us a break.

NeNe Pregnant

What is up with the Housewives all getting knocked up?  First you had to record an album, but now it's pregnancy.  It was reported earlier this week, and is now consequently being denied, that NeNe Leakes is pregnant.  I guess maybe there is some competition for air-time.

I think that the cat may finally be out of the bag that none of the housewives, with exception of Kandi Burress, can nor should sing.  The ladies have had to look elsewhere for viewable drama and after seeing all the attention and Bravo minutes dedicated to Theresa, Jacqueline, and Phaedra as a result of their pregnancies, it looks to me like maybe a desperate Kim and unlikely NeNe, have clung to fetal camera magnets.    Desperate housewives, indeed.

Jamie Needs to Pack her Knives and Go

WTF!  How has Jamie been enabled to suck repeatedly and outlast Jennifer Carpenter, Spike, and Dale.  Jamie is not a rad chef.  I am not either; ask my husband.  I liked Jamie on her season; she was super cute and funny. I feel like she came into All-Stars way too cocky.  She wasn't even stellar on her season, so her expectation and entitlement is annoying especially in light of how much she has sucked in the last couple of challenges.

She wussed out a couple of weeks ago with the cut finger incident.  I used to work in a restaurant in San Francisco and fell down stairs on to broken glass one night.  I cried, slapped a band-aid on my elbow, worked a full shift and went to the E.R. for stitches after cocktails.  How can she act like such the non-lipstick lesbian (I forget what they call that on the Real L Word), when she is clearly a chicken s#$t.  Then, last night, there was the sucky chickpeas, or something to the like that were undercooked.  She is so selfish and slimy, or the show is brilliantly edited to make it appear so.

Camille Stands up for Herself with Loopy Allison Dubois

Camille did forewarn "If you throw darts at me, I will defend myself."  Initially I thought she meant by use of her super-power force field of utter apathy and ignorance; well actually, I thought that weird hip maneuver and doe-eyed sideways thing she does during her intro might be her version of some sort of Santeria.  How could I have known that last week's uncomfortable dinner at Camille's would top all housewives episodes for ridiculous, dumbfounding, stupid, outrageous, and unbelievable behavior in an adult human being.  I am so grateful, this Christmas, for the narcissism of all of the housewives in all of their respective cities/counties, that they allow, no beg, to be filmed for the rest of us and our viewing pleasure.  Thanks Housewives.

Je suis  choque.  I did not expect Allison Dubois to be so odd and inappropriate.  I wonder if she senses I am blogging mean things about her right now and she knows when and how I am going to die.  Yeah, um, I'm not buying it, lady.  Even if you really do have some power to sense anything negative about someone, especially their death, why would you be so disgusting as to use that to injure someone you have never met before.  Creepy!  I wonder if she had some wacky-tabacky in that electric cigarette thing-a-ma-jig she had.  I know Medium is up for cancellation like, every season.  Allison, mon petit chou.....this is not the way to get ratings.  Sadly she is nothing like the great Patricia Arquette, (I refer to Daddy the teen pregnancy movie as the first movie I loved her in).  It's too bad; in the past I watched Medium on occasion, but am sort of turned off to making C*ntille, and Alliscum any more money.  Yucky, ladies, yucky.

RHWOBH.....Camille.What's with the.....

Camille Donatacci Grammer officially bugs the bejeezus out of me.  Her name should be Coquette, the way she throws herself at every man around.  I have to hand it to Bravo for their brilliant manipulation of my interest and attention yet again.  I am like a bad junkie tuning in to watch the inanity almost daily with the almost perpetual RHW reruns. 

My first observation is that she is one real narcissistic piece of work.  But what's with the weird side head wobble thing she does in all of the interview pieces.  She does it all of the time.  I find it annoying like when I am stuck in rush hour on the 405 and the person in front of me keeps flipping their hair instead of keeping their hands on the wheel.  Camille, you need to get your hands on the wheel, lady, or you might end up needing a shopping cart to push your head around in like in that episode of the Simpsons, yeah, you know the one. 

What's with that Nick dude trying to smush on her all of the time.  She always says that he is one of Kelsey's best friends so, oh wait, as I type, I get it......Kelsey asked his best friend to help rid him of his vacuous, vapid, succubus of a wife so he could assume a presumably happier existence.  I always got the impression that he was the problem in the relationship, until I heard her speak.   

Last thing I have to say is that I feel for her kids.  In the short snippets you see of the whole family together I found it to be telling that Kelsey, the dad who is off working all of the time, seems to sincerely and meaningfully interact and bond with his children when he sees them, whereas Camille can't even seem to tickle her own kids naturally.  Maybe it is the fact that she can't possibly feel the need to bond with them as someone else birthed them and many others are raising them. 

Okay, the truly last thing that I just recalled is how laughable I found it that Camille was reading The Art of War.  I have a degree in Lit. and a Masters in Education and I never actually read that book, though I am sure the Cliff's Notes are somewhere in storage (I know, that leads to the obvious question of why an educated person would chronically and obsessively watch RHW and feel the need to create a dialogue, possibly only with myself, about it).    Did she buy it at B&N thinking it would help her strategize with Kyle?  Duh...you were looking for the Self Help section, not Philosophy. 

Kim Zolciak Pregnant?

After six whole months of coupling, Kim, don't-be-tardy-for-the-o$$ortunity Zolciak has announced that she is three months pregnant.  Lord have mercy on that little cash cow's soul.  Unless that is a prosthesis in the picture (hey, just about everything else on her is fake), then she is indeed pregnant.

Dad to the new baby is some dude named Kroy who plays football when not ballroom dancing in his spare time (on the hack-lanta version of DWTS).  He plays for the NFL but so did Jessica Simpson's fiance.  Enough said.  I am kinda confused though....I thought she was back with Big Poppa around the time she met Kroy so could BP be the baby daddy?  Just asking. 

Girl moves fast and she seems to get what she wants, funds and all, so I have to give her props.  I wonder if the relationship will last as long as the pregnancy.  All I can say is, poor baby!!!